bugger it you evil little scary person

holy SHITE i have aquired a stalker. my brain feels stretched beyond it's limits, scary J person.. that being the stalker. i have another J but i call him Joshua and he knows that because his msn name is Josh-Ua ! wow.. so i like to be annoying and call him Joshua. like with Cameron, he liked being called Cam but i prefer Cameron, and likewise with Seb.. i call him Sebastian. i'm rather sad like that. like with contacts in my mobile, it has to be their full name otherwise i go barmy. tends to be problematic if you have a last name like McDougal-Brownhill though, yeah. thanks Cameron >.<
i really do have a bad tendancy to amble off on tangents.. hmm, i like to think it makes the whole thing a tad more interesting :D i could be wrong of course, but for god's sake, i'm writing it so just deal with it. arghh, i remind myself of a well known prick who made a video for youtube on "how to impress girls" i'll give you the link if you fancy a giggle.. and NO he's not american. but yeah, ironic as the advice is given from someone who treats his girlfriend like total shit. in fact, if i give you the response to the vid which was done by some friends, the whole disgraceful truth will come out :D but yeah. the guy doing it is an utter arse. leave as many truthful comments as you can :L
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohb6rssUJ2o the second one's just as bad.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48iPjg1X5ac&feature=related the response xD
and as a laugh, as a small tribute to Stefaniak babes, featured ALOT in my main blog, this is Hitler baby being slightly peeved :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELyTBXzfQJ8&feature=related
trust me, watch it and laugh (: i reckon the guy's a genius :D hrmm, fun youtubing thing theree, unfortunately i don't youtube much thanks to an abomination of an internet, which apparently had a load of cinese EXPERTS look at it to supposedly "fix" it, and thereby depleated it further :D hello O2 broadband xD and my brother has now fled back to aber so i get the house uncovered in his boxers and socks and random bits of computer. gosh it's a relief. sounds bad, but y'know.. i guess it's the whole brother - sister love thing. that and i don't particuarly like his best mate as he seems to want to have rumpy pumpy with me.. what he DOESN'T realise, is my sex life is wonderfully sorted, until i'm 30 anyway. basically..
17 and a half.. Tom Hopson
18th.. Joshua
20.. Cameron Anderson (providing single etc.)
30.. Joshua (providing i'm still a spinster.)
and in between, Joshua will have to be my sex slave because.. well, his soap opera is NOTHING without a bit of Rozz rumpy pumpy :D lets face it ! not that i'm entirely sure my rumpy pumpy is worth having. i'm actually digging myself a hole.. this really should have gone in my other blog.. it seems more appropriate in there :\ darn.
and oh my flying pigs. Cameron has just decided to tell me that he has shagged a teddy bear.. is it just me, or is that rahter disturbing ? seriously ?! i'm not sure if i should carry on talking to him now.. i mean okay, comedy value. but the poor bear !
anyway. ahem. Joshuaaa's birthday today :D apparently he went driving.. i wonder who was daft enough to let him to be frank.. the trees observing roads are no longer safe and should retreat away from there.. only joking Joshuaaaaa, mainly because i want to be able to experience you "driving skills" will be an.. experience. ahh well. he got my card. and read the essay that i managed to scribble out. hopefully anyway. and august is hopefully going to be planned and sorted and awesomeee xD hopefully :D :L
and i have just discovered that i was an utter NOOB for downloading the VV Brown album, i only like one song and that was the one Cameron sent to me yesterday, so that was a pointless and time consuming exercise >.<
and ow, my blisters are painful. i really think i should go out tomorrow. but it's supposed to rain :\ perhaps i should just wing it and see who's free tomorrow. seems like a plan to me. i'm more concerened with tending to my burnt chest.
i wonder if my coffee's still drinkable.. darn, i doubt it. gah, it can wait until tomorrow. my dogs might attack me if i go down now.. i might just brave it..
oh sod it. coffee it is :D

x

oh, and Joshua, i do love you you adorable lesbian (: